It’s like beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and mac and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese and beans and cheese.
It’s like we have a million dollars and we’d buy you a house and buy you furniture for your house.
It’s like we’re an Apple TV+ The Morning Show fancast and are just now realizing it.
It’s like the show is probably only about food now and we want to know if we’ve made a terrible missed steak.
It’s like yesterday, the last episode was so far away, now it looks as though we’re here to stay, Oh, I believe it’s Morning Show.
It’s like you bought a Pixel 3A and the “A” stands for Apple because Kenny just can’t stay away.
It’s like drinking the soda in the sky with 33 different baseball delicacies.
It’s like we entered a time vortex in 2018 and have finally emerged!
It’s like it might be the last episode of The Goodstuff Morning Show for a while because Kenny is having a beautiful bouncing baby.
It’s like Gloppy’s final form is a mix of Kit Kat, Thanksgiving Pringles, and roast beef and gets dispensed onto the gameboard through a Keurig.
It’s time for our Halloween Special! This time we’re joined by Aaron LM Goodwin of 3 Guys 3 Questions, Andrew Huster, and Harold Kachelmyer! This is the first part of our playthrough of the Curse of Strahd dungeon called “Death House.”
It’s like you froze all your pizzas and then melted them with 400 episodes of a molten hot podcast.
It’s like we had two new hosts from another podcast on while hating cold pizza and looking for stallions on the internet.
It’s like being pregnant with Taco Bell food that was heated in your Alexa-microwave for longer than it takes to play 300 new words in Urban Dictionary Scrabble.
It’s like we moved and hired 5 new audio engineers and fed them nothing but pumpkin spiced foods.
It’s like putting bacon on your iPad and drinking some protein Surge, all while autonomously driving some chilled ramen and chicken tenders with Juicy J and Double-Double.
It’s like being worth a trillion apples only in certain rooms watching Star Wars, but is it Fair or Not or is it going to make you sick between two buns at the movie theater.
It’s like we’re piloting a new show where we read ideas from people and talk about them!
It’s like you went to the movies alone to see someone play Fortnite in VR on a water slide with a bag of deep dish pizza.
It’s like the new Mac Book announcement is more important than donut-shaped chicken or french fries! But it’s not! And we’ll tell you why… on THE NUMBER ONE MAC NEWS POD ON EARTH
It’s like you warped through space and time and tours to arrive right back at the same place you know and love: Morning Show’s Fair or Not Game featuring the Minnesota State Fair.
It’s like doing a cannon ball right into a N64 game while trying to squeeze Rob Zombie onto a cartridge while discussing food opinions and slipping on all the wet gum on the ground.
It’s like we drove into a restaurant, ordered a bunch of old segments, and ate it all shamefully in the car.
It’s like we didn’t record a show for two months and then recorded in-person while eating snacks from Japan.
It’s like Kenny forgot to tell Kyle until after the show last time that he wouldn’t be able to record our next episode live, so Kyle made a collection of dumb segments from other episodes.
It’s like you’re visiting your sky-friend, Steve, who only eats nacho flavored jelly beans, but you still love him.
It’s like a trip to the arctic where the only thing keeping you warm is the food you ate the day before.
It’s like you moved to escape the bear, but ended up in Fairbanks, AK where there are plenty of bears.
It’s like you watched all of the flavors nominated for the next Coca Cola flavor, but they all tasted like beaver’s butt gland at a ballpark.
It’s like you told the story of winning a million dollars, but all you did was buy a Wendy’s and live across the street from your parents.
It’s like it’s your birthday! We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday! We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday! And you know we don’t give a **, it’s still your birthday!
It’s like talking really slowly about $1 fusion nacho fries fried in cold marinara sauce that regrows french fry hair.
It’s like you can’t get your car started so you just sit there and listen to this episode.
It’s like we have no idea what we’re doing after producing a show for four years.
It’s like 2019. Inside your fridge, you have frozen cereal, frozen egg balls, lettuce cups, old poke from a delivery driver, and hot baby food.
It’s like getting down with the sickness. You know, getting up and getting down with the sickness? Come on, just get down with the sickness. cough cough
It’s like a robot is reading lines for Mickey while eating the world’s heaviest ancient Egyptian fruit cake from the other Antarctica.
It’s like spending the whole weekend eating Froot Loops, oatmeal muffins, and fake Taco Bell items at their brand new location, but getting served from the drive through.
It’s like eating an entire advent calendar of chocolate in one sitting with your brother while doing Home Alone trivia.
It’s like you got stopped by the Fritter Police after you got your taters smothered, covered, scattered, smashed, and loved.
It’s like deep frying a turkey in Dr. Pepper while playing the Jumanji infinite runner, Animal Crossing, and Pokemon GO while drinking HUGE BUBBLES and buying Kyle gifts.
It’s like a eating full meal of Pringles, grilled cheese, Tesla burritos, and fake fast food secret menu items in a theater.
It’s like paying $30 to go to Disneyland and shake your phone at a self-driving car after driving all the way from Oregon with the Beatles.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Morning Show. I am your cohost, your ghost cohost. Kindly put those earbuds all the way in please, and get comfortable. There’s no turning back now.
It’s like accidentally ordering a Grand Slam while waiting in line at Nationals Ballpark and then just receiving a hot dog. Like, just a hot dog with nothing on it.
It’s like eating only saltine crackers for a week while a robot draws your blood to decide how many more saltines it should feed you at Beignet Fest.
It’s like boxing up your old phone in a pizza box to get enough money to go to Red Lobster for Endless Shrimp cooked by Gordon Ramsay without any ingredients.
It’s like watching just Will Smith movies with a warm soda and pumpkin spiced popcorn with a beagle on your lap for the next two months.
It’s like waking up from a fever dream in which you’re stuck smelling pizza and farts from the top of a roller coaster before a 96º drop to your death.
It’s like filling out your dating profile with your most hated food, your ideal chip flavor, your ideal water flavor, and hot chicken.
It’s like you popped and you can’t stop wearing a VR headset in the Kitchen while eating oreos, 6 egg tacos, and 24 Jack in the Box tacos.
It’s like eating a large chicken with your mutant aunt while watching the eclipse in VR at a baseball stadium.
It’s like looking directly into the sun after trying Everything chips at the Iowa State Fair and paying too much for a burger.
It’s like only paying $3 for U2 bread, a processed spreadable cheese, and glorious everything bagel potato chips from the back seat of a car in a drive thru.
It’s like trying to relax on a weekend by watching a trailer for a movie where a bear races to get the first FastPass from every ride at Disneyland.
It’s like getting a pre-portioned meal with cheese, caviar, breakfast ketchup, and a burger with pizza buns delivered to your door via waterslide.
It’s like adding Top Ramen Pringles, the NutZoom, a grape slicer, boozy ice cream, and a second thumb to your Amazon cart while driving.
It’s like playing Donkey Kong Country while drinking Spicy Watermelon Lemonade on Spinsanity eating a Porkle with Breakfast Salsa.
It’s like telling your stomachist that you’ve eaten fig newtons, cashews with glass, and 50,000 lbs of Charlie the Chicken while sailing on the Hydrogen Iodide seas.
It’s like getting back from vacation after barfing up a mile-long pizza all over a boat, a building, and a plane.
It’s like carrying a bunch of boxes of candy through the bridge of the Enterprise in VR to the bow of the Enterprise and hoping to not get sea sick.
It’s like eating stale twister fries covered in contaminated cheese before getting on the Wave Breaker™ and listening to the Golden Eye OST.
It’s like trying to find your way back home with a sassy cat while eating charcoal-flavored sliders while plunging 125ft into a hot and spicy soup.
It’s like stabbing yourself over and over with a knife made of french fries while playing a game of Mac N Cheese Twister in a hotel room outside the Apple Tree Headquarters.
It’s like Alexa screaming a nacho recipe at you while you drive to New York to get an ice-cold ketchup drink with thrice-fried chicken on top that glows in the dark.
It’s like jumping over a catcher with golf balls in your mouth wearing VR goggles at the Grand Canyon into a pan of paella.
It’s like getting to skip school to ride the train in a closet with only your high school friends to a rice ball shop covered in hot cheeto dust.
It’s like a one-way ticket to Disneyland to hug a warm robot made of fast-food vape juice and ballpark food.
Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like sneaking into the movie theater with cordon bleu in your purse to see a movie with a Tyrannosaurus Rex on Mars.
Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like driving with just your brights on through a meat field of human alterna-flesh in a 6-wheeled robot carrying a black forest cake.
Welcome to The Goodstuff Morning Show: It’s like waking up with dry-mouth after eating an orange chicken burrito with an infant ninja turtle whose shell glows like the top of a police car that parks itself when you wave at it.
Crown roast of pork earns its name when a pork loin is formed into a circle with the ribs pointing upwards forming the points of a crown. Often they are held together with twine. It is then seasoned, and often stuffed, roasted and served, making a beautiful centerpiece on the table. The ends of the bones may be given a paper frill treatment for added decoration.
We’ve got a new theme song, Kenny thinks it’s Fryday, McRib Chalupas, horses with wheels, VR isolation tanks, Sunny-D, and more!
Sneezing into your wisdom holes, cutting sausages with Alexa, cooking yourself from the inside, driving to the middle of Washington, and Kenny’s definitive french fry ranking: 1. In N Out, 2. Carl’s Jr, 3. Jack in the Box, 4. Burger King, 5. Arby’s.
Their beak and tongue, black comb and wattles; even their meat, bones and organs appear black. The blood of the Ayam Cemani is normally colored.
As of 2009, the CIA stated that there were approximately 44,000 “… airports or airfields recognizable from the air” around the world, including 15,095 in the US. (If you want a paved runway, there are only 5,194.) The US has about a third of all airports, and the most of any single country.
Red Robin Gourmet Burgers and Brews, or simply Red Robin, is an American chain of casual dining restaurants founded in September 1969 in Seattle, Washington. In 1979, the first franchised Red Robin restaurant was opened in Yakima, Washington. Red Robin is now headquartered in Greenwood Village, Colorado, and, as of 2015, has 538 locations, including 499 that are company-owned and 99 that are franchised.
Dental small talk, driving through trees, and a CES edition of Cool or Not?
It’s 2017! We’re back! We talk about mouth sore treatments, minivans, Mariah Carey the Time Traveler, and future foods.
We take a look at an expensive grill, robot hands, and when classic Christmas movies came out.
Sandwiches under your bed, Doritos Hot or Not?, playing a pizza-shaped flute, regretful Soylent talk, and Kenny ponders the social pressures of wrist computers.
We’re back! After taking some personal time to be with family during a difficult time, we’re back behind the microphone to shake out the wiggles and keep the mood light. We’ve had a chance to watch some trailers, binge some shows, and discuss Vin Diesel.
In 2001, a Dachshund named Saucisse was a mayoral candidate. He won 4% of votes. Eight years later, in 2009, he participated the third season of Secret Story, the French version of Big Brother. He entered the house on Day 36. His secret is that he was a candidate at the election of Marseille Mayor. To protect his secret, he entered the house with the nickname “Secret”.
Welcome Home Google, Watch some guys eat lunch with Swoop, Is that British food-slang for something?, Today is the day to eat even more candy, Sue someone because chicken is hard work, and more!
On July 3, 1916, in his small roadside restaurant, now Woodman’s of Essex, it is believed Chubby served his customers the first modern day deep fried claims.
When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still. That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight!
Oozing from the street, year-old iPads that can talk, and a lengthy round of Chewbacca or Not?
Kenny quizzes Kyle and the two find out how 90’s snack are going to kill them.
What in the world could Google have for us today?, Facebook wants you to sell stuff to your “friends”, Taco Tuesday gets the Chipotle treatment, Everyone’s favorite ride gets a facelift, and more!
Check out our new Hamdog Franchise, rub some Allo on that sick burn, scary road rage stories with grandpa Kyle, and more!
Pizza age is different than regular age, Google has something to CELL next month, Your new car is trying to kill you, Try this new congestion contraption, Anteaters are VERY HUNGRY, and more!
Do you like longer tweets?, Everybody self-drive tonight, The oldest blue jeans are the best blue jeans, Random music is rad, Dinosaur with guts, Food Friday, and more!
Apple is very excited again, Galaxy Note 7 woes, Stop recycling used pizza boxes, Shoelaces of the future, Drone Burritos, The Great Ketchup Debate, and more!
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Astronaut Ice Cream, too much pizza, sharing a microphone, and a really short episode. We’ll be back on Tuesday!
A whole bunch of Apple news, but not Apple News, Ripelimesareyellow, Mammoth spoons from Romania, new Records of the Week, 2 Stupid Games, and more!
Disneyland food tours, thick and eggy, ride the Dole Whip, palms full of churrrrrrrrros, the results of Record of the Week, and more!
Eat some Nougat and a Cuban Sandwich today, Playstation plus 10 dollars, Barbra drops the ball and a date, Y Combinator gives us things we didn’t ask for, Records of the Week, and more.
Happy Birthday, Chris! Hot & Spicy Bathroom Trips, Tums Pizza, Frozen Cabbages, Goldfish Meat, Indiana Jones And The 25 Foot Whip, The Grandma Slice, and more!
Kyle and Kenny try a knock knock joke, How fat are babies really?, We run as fast as Usain Bolt, Whip it! Whip it LONG, Roller Coasters on VR try to kill us, Disney wants your shoes, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Put some Nougat in a VCR and play an XboxOneS, Turkeys are good at freezing, Stuffed animals setting records, Mall cop terrorizes toddlers, A Goofy Movie still holds up, Food Friday, and more.
It’s 2 weeks later and a lot has happened, Pokemon Go has taken over the world, 1969 codes for getting to the Moon, Pot8os is real?, Butter is better, Pizza Robotics is an actual thing now, 2 Stupid Games, and much more.
Are we back yet?, Kyle and Kenny explain their absence, Drink alcohol at your favorite book store, Turn your shoe into a guitar pedal, Is it a bear or a person?, Cheetos is going nuts, Audio Pictionary, and more.
THIS IS IT (for a while), Google has some things in the works, We all live in a yellow pencil, Babies are not mouth-breathers, Turn your house into a smart drum set, KFC opens location with AI employees, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Texas has a lot going on today, KILL FLASH, Kyle and Kenny learn why their stomachs hate them, Yo I heard you like Reese’s, The Grilled Cheese Taco!, and more.
Wait a second - it’s the weekend, Apple is weird this week, Cheese skin may give cats thumbs, We ride a roller coaster, Music from underwater and a moose, Serena Williams’ dogfood snap-saga, Food Fr-Saturday, and more.
Top Gear and The Grand Tour battle is incoming, Recycle your leftover manure, What really are the most popular foods?, Put a movie screen on your truck, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Shrimp-filled donuts from the ramen factory, chocolate leather holding a baguette, British Highlighters, Tuesday Trivia, and more!
It’s the future again!, Don’t kill your data connection anymore, Go ahead and eat that apple whole, We obviously CANNOT speak French, Smell your way through some YouTube videos, Food Friday, and more.
It’s a bit drafty in here, National Days for everyone, use your skull as a password, McWords get McMixed up, soda-flavored Pop-Tarts, and more!
‘Get ready to learn what a femtobarn is, Start smelling with your mouth, It’s the Eye of the Rib Roast, Robosnake just became a nightmarish reality, Control your mirrorless vehicle with your voice, 2 Stupid Games, and more.’
THIS IS MADNESS, How to correctly identify a group of pigs, Sleeping with the fishes means something else today, Zucchini is better than a banana, Which Game of Thrones character are you musically?, Audio Pictionary, and more.
We discuss some important animal facts, Welcome to Earth, Fighting fire with drones, Make the best use of your dumb hoverboard, The Big Mac is branching out now, Cheerios that are late to the game, Food Friday, and more.
What crazy words do we have this year, Unlimited fries you say?, Kenny invents the new dance craze, What exactly is upside-down, Is that a Goat or a Tennis player?, and more.
We’re finally available on Google Play Music, Get a quick nap in after your coffee, That’s why they call them ‘blades’, Watch some bulldozers fight over control of a construction yard, Tuesday Trivia, and more.
So many kinds of pizza - so little time, What condiments do you put on a sushi hamburger?, Gordon Ramsay loves glazed ham, Your phone case is alive, Pepper-spray pizza is the worst kind of pizza, SPACE CAKE, Food Friday, and more.
Amazon really wants us to read, Facebook is trying to revive chatbots, Spell some weird words for points today, Two stupid dogs inside a car can work a car horn, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Did we like the new Star Wars trailer?, Old plants are REALLY OLD, One of the world’s best foods is celebrated today, Google knows what a few animals sound like thankfully, Dr. Pepper could save your life, Food Friday, and more.
Watch Facebook in a whole new way today, And watch Star Wars with your little BB-8 too, Skype wants you to see the dumb bot you’re talking to, Ikea turns shopping into virtual reality, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Musk and Bezos duke it out with their money, Aliens can’t find us because of lasers, A fork that zaps you into tasting something, Put these eggs in your pocket and touch your toes, Audio Pictionary, and more.
We’re not April Fools, Google turns out to be a fool today, Chipotle wants to enter another food market, Zap your fridge with a laser, Hot buns - meet Milky Buns, That’s a lot of potatoes, Food Friday, and more.
Uh oh, Tay.ai is BACK, Change your middle name please, Stick your neck out for some soup, A deliciuos treat for you cold cold feet, The end-all burger that will wreck your Baseball game, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Get your free chips and guac today, Customize your coffee to your exact liking, So many straws in the nose, What is Netflix doing to your phone?, The world’s best breakfast burrito, Food Friday, and more.
A whole new chatbot to frighten you, Put a frog inside your milk for freshness, Cake Pops are the scourge of the earth, Vinyl records are on the rise - maybe, Video Game Trivia, and more.
So many National Days, We watch a deer traverse the world of GTA, Best boat name ever, Crushing stuff is the new fad, Poop Emoji Peeps - ‘Nuff said, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Take your horse to Prom, Crocodiles are not alligators, Hammock and rocking chair finally combine, Check out this meat vending machine, We eat Sriracha Peas and have bad breath, and more.
Two whole years! We discover the secrets of St. Patrick’s Day, Self-lacing shoes are now a reality, Fartichokes, Rent your very own Guinea Pig, A chocolate factory that isn’t really what you think it is, Ska Band or Racehorse?, and more.
Your brain is weird if you tell jokes too often, Eat cereal and repair your car with the same tool-tensil, How to fold paper until it explodes, Fly today with the least amount of comfort, Who’s that Pokemon?, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
We discover the origins of pizza, Noodles of every shape and form, What the eclipse looked like from space, Watch out for glass in your beer, Look out for a hidden colony of orange tans!, Food Friday, and more.
Buffalo aren’t really buffalo, The crab that is bigger than your car, Look what’s on the inside of a rubber ducky, Mercury is made of some pencil-material, 2 Stupid Games, and more.
Brothers win weird lottery amount, There’s no crying in space, I’ll take some cereal with ice cubes please, Secret cheese and how it got there, A jump rope that counts for you, and more.
We finally tackle the Tim Tam, Our favorite video game gets a renewed release, Slide over LA in a hall of glass, The toilet that cleans itself, She found WHAT in her green beans?, Food Friday, and more.
What pizza toppings are best?, That’s a lot of TV murder, The inventor of the granola bar likes diapers, Coffee in a chewable cube, Your friends know when you sleep because Facebook, Two Stupid Games!, and more.
It’s the last day we have to say the word ‘February’!, We cover the winners of last night’s Oscars, How many Starbucks are in Italy?, Molten copper gets poured on the weirdest things, Real trains - real people, Real Kickstarter or Fake?, and more.
Find out what Mozart did in his spare time, Google knows where you are no matter what, Make that bread from Star Wars, Is there a new Pokemon game really?, Hear the loudest burp ever recorded, Food Friday, and more.
There are more ways to annoy people on Facebook now, VW is a better sausage-seller than car-seller, Let your phone record your most intimate teeth moments, Robots can’t get knocked down ever again, Who Said It?, and more.
Rabbits have really cold brains, Look at the sun on YouTube, This amusement park is really salty, A microscope with AI knows if you’re sick or not, Astronauts hear something in space, Audio Pictionary, and more.
Drive around in your very own NERF car, How much does it cost to make Shredded Wheat?, Knock Knock jokes can save a cat’s life, Scary teddy bears are just nightmare fuel, Sit and stand at the same time, Food Friday, and more.
What happens when Kenny goes to Disneyland - we find out, WiFi is about to be as fast as an airplane, More Monopoly news and it’s not good, Does molten steel destroy snowballs?, Your chair has a mind of its own, Nerf wants to annihilate your siblings, and more.
While Kenny drives to the happiest place on Earth, Kyle covers the day’s top stories, rides a hoverboard, looks at his Apple Watch, and plays one of the gazillion versions of Monopoly.
We try something a little different for Food Friday, A robot that changes color turns out to be underwhelming, Slide down the hill and break your legs while you do it, China’s doing entertainment right with a league of robots, The king of burgers wants to be king of hot dogs, and more.
Amazon is already prepared for a zombie outbreak, We are using our sinks for the wrong reason, How long is the longest selfie stick?, Robot golfer is better than Human golfer, Hidden galaxies in our own backyard, Name That Sound, and more.
We watched the Super Bowl so you don’t have to, Kyle became a pizza slicer over the weekend, Utah wants you to throw their stuff into lakes, Salads at McDonald’s are fatter than fat, We play Audio Pictionary, and more.
Little Caesars is bringing back an instant classic, How are you watching the Super Bowl this weekend?, Get Sriracha in a convenient little packet, Kit Kats without wafers are a tragedy, Go ahead and ask Alexa for a pizza - it’ll work now, and more.
Thanks for letting us know about the logo change Uber!, Watch out for those teddy bears stealing identities, Find out the threshold for broken eardrums from Google, If you’re a morning person then so is your whole family, Key & Peele are your new favorite commentators, Who Said It?, and more.
We’re back with a new name! Iowa is in a neck-and-neck dead heat with voters, The Super Bowl costs a lot to just look at your phone, Airmail is now on your iPhone, Is this a real Kickstarter or not?, Uh oh - T-Mobile is doing something naughty with it’s video service, and more.